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barackobotm:

im waiting for a response now 

barackobotm:

im waiting for a response now 

joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

supersmashkev:

been a long day 

totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

hotvvings:

"no homeo!" i yell as my cells begin to degenerate. homeostasis has lost its hold in my body. these are my last words and i’m using them to make this godawful pun

straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

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lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz

skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz

oomshi:

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alangwiggy:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

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