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descendantofdinos:

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PEEP DAMMIT!

spatialapprentice:

punk-asch-witch:

witchyndbitchy:

Witch- gender neutral

Wizard- gender neutral

Warlock- means “oath breaker” and is a slur

Mage- gender neutal

(Just wanted to clear this up for y'all)

did you just say that warlock is a slur

OP can’t cast 6th level spells

y-a-n-d-e-r-e:
“ drawing in class is such a religious experience
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y-a-n-d-e-r-e:

drawing in class is such a religious experience

dream-nectar:

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

squishymoth:

Bro we are bug girls, it’s ok to scuttle around me, we can touch our carapices. I love you bro

the1timelady:
“ jayjaysingh:
“ daveandjadeotp:
“ jetgreguar:
“ i’ve been comprimised
”
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
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I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
”
It get better this guy, he wanted to work for...

the1timelady:

jayjaysingh:

daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

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thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

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thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

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blocking the street with a DIY railway

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blind man driving

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AND as a snail on a speedway

blunt-science:
“ The talons of an African Crowned Eagle compared to a Human hand.”

blunt-science:

The talons of an African Crowned Eagle compared to a Human hand.

ipoetried:

listen to yourself and watch your language.
instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.
instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
instead of saying “sorry if i am a burden”, say “thank you for the time and energy you invest in our friendship”.
good things will come when you realize you are not an apology.

bimnoodles:

the newest 2019 trend should be having a cowboy sona

backgroundnewsies:

prsephonies:

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

men’s perception of women lounging:

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women actually lounging

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kinaco-cat:

こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。

nerdgul:

jamiefrickengib:

nerdgul:

Go outside, look at the moon. The moons so pretty isn’t it. Yeah. Take a picture of the moon. Oh no bad picture it looks like a weird dumb speck. But the moons so pretty????
U know ur real pretty to. cameras arnt very nice sometimes. But your still pretty. Just like moon

a dog wrote this

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